When I was drunk, I picked up a strange mobile phone and sent a message: "Lai Genhuazi?"
Heaven explodes in an instant: This thing can actually lead directly to heaven?
From then on, I became the most powerful purchasing agent in the three worlds, trading hot strips for elixirs and game consoles for magic weapons.
Until one day, Erlangshen sent a message: "Mr. Niu, let's focus on the top part... It's the 'video'."
I grinned and clicked to send "Three Years and Five Years of Cultivation to Immortality Simulation": "Follow the questions first, and then negotiate the terms."
All the immortals in heaven burst into tears, and the Jade Emperor angrily slapped the dragon case: "Quickly bring this disaster to my rescue!"
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Niu Shengli is known as Mr. Niu. Of course, the water content of the word "general" is about the same as tea that has been rinsed eighteen times. At this moment, he was leaning on the greasy plastic stool of "Lao Wang BBQ". There were three empty beer bottles in front of him, and the fourth one was just half empty. The evening breeze of early summer carried a mixed smell of cumin and exhaust fumes, which made his forehead shine and his heart feel empty.
"Damn, these days..." He muttered and let out a loud burp. During the day, the bald manager pointed at him and scolded him, "Niu Shengli, you only have so much potential." When the girl who went on a blind date in the evening heard that he had no house or car and was still a fringe member of a small, broken company, she made an excuse to run away before finishing her coffee. At the age of thirty, life is a joke.
