Senior Brothers, What Are You Doing? I'm Done Cultivating to Immortality

Also known as Awakened a Gay Body from the Start

Comedy + cultivation + System

Gu Yaolian transmigrates to a cultivation world and becomes an orphan with no parents.

When hungry, he drinks dew; when thirsty, he eats grasshoppers.

After waiting nearly ten years, the System finally starts up.

With the System's "help," he successfully awakens a Pure Yang Body.

But after he joins a sect:

So this is what a Pure Yang Body means?

Oh~

So that's what kind of Pure Yang Body it is!

Gu Yaolian forms a sword sign with his fingers, points it at the silver screen in the sky, and shouts:

System! I'm gonna f...