Luo Xiaohei: I Have a Shadow Army

A man sitting on the toilet gets struck by disaster from above. As Wang Lang strains on the throne, a huge truck comes flying out of nowhere and sends him straight to another world. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself on an unfamiliar battlefield.

He thinks he's about to die, but a shadow army suddenly appears to take the blows for him, carrying him off the battlefield and saving his life.

He thinks he's transmigrated to an ordinary ancient dynasty, only to run into an old Daoist who looks like a blue Christmas tree.