Host, Please Give the Saintess a Sow's Postpartum Care Guide

When I woke up, I had somehow become the cultivation world's biggest good-for-nothing.

I thought getting bound to a System was the standard setup for a comeback, but every task it assigned was something like "sneak a peek at a fairy bathing" or "spread a rumor about an elder's love life."

After finally winning over the aloof Holy Maiden, she bared her fangs in the middle of the night. "System task: I need to borrow your golden core."

While fleeing for my life, I stumbled upon the fact that the System tasks across the entire cultivation world were all pointing to the same bizarre conspiracy...