"They said I was a lunatic, they said I was a liar, and they said that my three thousand years of practicing Qi was a shame to the world of immortality. But when the 'Heavenly Tribulation' that was 10,000 times brighter than the sun fell, I was the only one who stood up. Why? Because I want to make the East Great Again." ——Excerpted from "Memoirs of Commander Qinchuan: The Art of the Deal"