Lin Xiao transmigrated into the body of a little-known pretty boy on the verge of having his contract terminated.
His looks were top-tier, his EQ was below zero, and his singing was a disaster. Apart from his face, he had nothing going for him.
Just as he found himself in a hopeless situation, hated by the entire internet and saddled with enormous debt,
the [God-Tier Absurd Song King System] awakened!
The rules were simple:
Sing the worst songs, torture the audience's nerves, and collect [Absurdity Points] to draw god-tier hits!
And so, the stage took a sudden turn.
Lin Xiao sang the unbelievably tacky “You're Getting Married,” his demonic voice ringing in everyone's ears:
“You're getting married, but I'm not the groom!”
The entire internet broke down:
“Please, just shut up! This is mental pollution!”
Seeing his Absurdity Points soar, Lin Xiao immediately traded them in for an ace in the hole.
Just as everyone assumed he was about to pull another stunt and assault their ears,
the music began. Dressed all in white, he looked as gentle as jade:
“The sky is blue, waiting for the misty rain, and I'm waiting for you...”
The next second, the whole venue fell silent, and everyone online knelt in unison.
The audience:
“We said to make it relatable, not to send us straight to the underworld!”
“...Wait, is this one taking us up to the heavenly court?!”
It feels pretty good, no cuckoldry, and it's fun to pretend to be cool. The only bad thing is that it feels pretty good. I looked at the book reviews and what the author said, and clicked on the homepage. I found that many people's homepages are lined up with negative reviews. It's really outrageous. It's free. I am still picky and picky, I think the writing is not good, but the writing is good, but I don't want to give up the rice. When my pants are tight, it's good to come here for a transition and have fun. But now I am really too angry, I don't have many children, and there are too many things to do. It's funny! 🤦🤦 Save it first, and read it slowly if there are too many words. Don't let your mentality be affected. It's the plot of Fairy Sword. Some characters appeared in advance. It is recommended to modify it.
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I encountered a city with snow falling on its brows and ice in its eyes. I brought the spring breeze to knock on the door, but I only heard the echo of the keyhole. So I lit a lamp and saw the old oaths on the city wall, but also the crystals in the ashes. It turned out that someone had kept the beacon burning all night long, and it turned out that it had faced the long night until dawn. It turned out that it was not innately deserted. The wind wants to move but the tree does not move. My dear, you are not a dull tree, and I am not the wind that makes you uproar...
Update soon!!! I have read Chapter 45 and I expect to finish it tomorrow. Update soon [awkward laughter] 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 You've seen Chapter 85, why haven't you updated it yet? 🥺 🥺 Just because it looks good, I'm here to urge you [rolls eyes] I've seen Chapter 97. The author is so proud of you. Please update soon 🥺
Good-looking. Love to watch. Like to watch.
Finally there is a male video writer who can write emotional scenes hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! You know, this is the kind of novel with a female protagonist that I should read, instead of stuff that is ambiguous and has bad views every day.
It's very real and has a very upright outlook. I can also see what kind of person the author is.
The side contrast is interesting
I enjoyed reading this book so much
Actually I don't like this type of books very much