Good heavens! The supernatural has returned, and from the start I received a love letter from a red-clad ghost!
While the whole world trembles in terror, diligently practicing Taoist arts and developing new technology, Lin Ye, who has just awakened the Incense-Worship System, laughs: “What age is this? Why do it yourself?”
A female ghost wants my life? I light incense and call for backup. Lord Guan charges in with his blade, hacking her from the seventh floor all the way to the parking lot!
A Ghost King lays waste to a city? I light another stick of incense. The Great Sage Equal to Heaven sweeps through with his golden cudgel, then casually demolishes the ghost city!
An evil god threatens to destroy the world? I set up an altar. A hundred thousand celestial soldiers and all the gods and Buddhas in heaven, come work for me today!
And so the supernatural world’s whole aesthetic goes off the rails:
The Yellow Immortal gets certified as a therapist, specializing in treating depression among vengeful ghosts;
Nezha becomes obsessed with the roller coasters at Universal Studios, his Wind-Fire Wheels racing so fast they leave afterimages;
The Underworld adopts an ERP system, and the King of Hell complains that the KPIs are too demanding...
Then the source of the paranormal awakens, and the gods tremble. Lin Ye lights his final stick of incense and grins:
“This time, let’s call in someone really big. Please, Old Master Pangu, get up and put in a shift?”
[Hilarious Ghost Hunting] [Random Deity Draws] [Temple Management] [Global Meme Mayhem]
While you’re still diligently practicing Taoist arts, I’ve already started... calling in backup to fight for me!
