Flopping on a Variety Show: I Go on a Rampage by Understanding Animal Speech

Xu Zhiyi spent eighteen years away from home before the wealthy Xu family finally found her and brought her back.

She can understand animals, and after witnessing the darker side of human nature one too many times, all she wants in this life is to be a carefree slacker who eats, sleeps, and waits for the end.

But things gradually take a turn

She zones out in the garden, listening to sparrows curse up a storm.

Her billionaire father is overcome with grief: “Zhiyi must have suffered terribly at that orphanage. She's withdrawn!”

She snaps at the sweet-looking fake heiress to grab the last piece of spare rib.

Her domineering CEO brother is moved to tears: “My little sister is finally standing up for herself. It's a trauma response! Spoil her! Spoil her rotten!”

To help her recover from her “psychological trauma,” the whole family sends her to a slow-paced countryside reality show to unwind.

Online commenters mock her as a talentless woman who only knows how to chase clout, and wait for her to embarrass herself.

But then, on the show:

A top-tier star actor's icy persona falls apart? Xu Zhiyi munches on a melon and says, “Your dog says you wear SpongeBob underwear.”

A famous sweet-looking actress sobs about being dumped? Xu Zhiyi rolls her eyes. “The mice on set say you spent all last night playing poker in the director's room.”

With her “crazy antics” and her animal information network, Xu Zhiyi accidentally rips away every last shred of the entertainment industry's cover-up.

Her haters become die-hard fans, and the whole internet follows her, begging for scoops.

Xu Zhiyi: I'm tired. Just let the world end. I really only want to sleep!

A famously aloof actor corners her against the wall, his fox tail swaying as he says, “I heard you can understand animals. Then tell me, can you hear the little deer in my heart, thumping away?”