Bound to the Scumbag System, I Became the Nation’s Dream Man

Let’s start with the conclusion: I, Lin Fan, got bound to a screwed-up System.

It wants me to be a scumbag, but gives me a DEBUFF that forces me to tell the truth!

And then... the whole world goes crazy!

I want to make money, so I tell the campus beauty, “The System gave me a mission. If I get your WeChat, I’ll win a hundred grand.”

Campus beauty (convincing herself): “He’s approaching me in such a clumsy way. He’d rather let me misunderstand him than lie to me. Oh my god, I’m crying!”

I want to live off a woman, so I tell the female CEO, “I’m after your money. I want to use you as a stepping stone.”

Female CEO (heart aching): “He’s laid all his ambition and vulnerability bare before me. What incredible trust! I have to protect him!”

I want to crush my rival, so I declare war in public: “I’ll use every means at my disposal to defeat you and take everything you have!”

Rival (filled with respect): “If I lose to you, I’ll accept it wholeheartedly! You’re the most honorable enemy I’ve ever faced!”

Everyone: “Mr. Lin Fan, you’re the conscience of our age, a true saint!”

Me (going berserk): Please, I’m begging you! I’m not a saint! I just want to quietly be a scumbag and complete my missions!