Help! Just after finishing the postgraduate examination, he dressed as Tang Sanzang, without piercing eyes or immortality! Others rely on supernatural powers to obtain scriptures, but I rely on my words to save my life and pretend to be cool! When I met the White Bone Demon, I muttered to myself, "There's something wrong with the look in this beauty's eyes. I'm afraid she wants to trick me into eating my flesh again. The trick is too deep." The White Bone Demon immediately changed her mind. "He actually saw through my disguise! This Tang Monk is 10,000 times harder to do than the legend says." I turned around and was beaten to death by Brother Monkey with a stick; after passing the Flame Mountain, I muttered to myself to Princess Iron Fan. "The banana fan is so powerful, could it be Laojun's conspiracy to make us owe him a favor?" Princess Iron Fan was so frightened that she hurriedly offered the fan, fearing that I would reveal her "PY deal" with the heaven; when I arrived in the Daughter Kingdom, I complained crazily in my heart, "I am afraid that this queen wants to keep me here as a tool, and learning Buddhist scriptures is just a cover, but it is actually a chess game played by immortals and Buddhas." The queen burst into tears on the spot. The whole process strictly follows the original plot, without any magical changes! But all the monsters and Buddhas were forced to attack themselves by my random thoughts. Sun Wukong regarded me as a confidant, Guanyin Bodhisattva praised me for my "extremely high understanding", and even the Tathagata thought that I had a "clear Zen mind". Only I know that I don't understand any Buddhist teachings at all. I am just a modern college student who relies on brainstorming and talking to survive! Help! Stop being such a fool! If this continues, I will almost believe that I am a true holy monk!
