My Phone Is Connected to Taobao

I, Hu Hai, will restore the Great Qin.

On my first day after transmigrating as Qin Er Shi, my phone suddenly rang.

Zhao Gao and the ministers were forcing their way into the palace. Calmly, I tapped the speaker button.

“Hello? Meituan delivery? Send a durian mille-crepe cake to Xianyang Palace.”

“Oh, and send a courier to buy an AK-47.”

As Zhao Gao stared in stunned silence, I added into the phone:

“While you’re at it, put me through to Jack Ma. I want to discuss a logistics partnership for the Great Qin Straight Road.”