Traveling through the West, he became the cannon fodder monk Xuanyi who was about to be eaten by the tiger spirit next to Tang Monk.
Learn from experience? Take a fart! Nine-nine-nine-eighty-one difficulties, the dog won't leave!
In times of despair, awaken the god-level golden finger [Bodhi Seed], which can enlighten all things, see through the roots, and give you heaven-defying properties!
From then on, the style of painting completely deviated.
General Yin wants to eat me? I enlightened the mountain stone and sent an [urgent work order] directly to Taibai Jinxing, and the old god worked overtime all night!
Director Guanyin came to inspect? I presented the [automatic descaling bottle liner], shocked the female leaders with my technology, and won an internship offer on the spot!
Is the Buddha's throne shaking? I developed [Golden Lotus Massage of Merit], which made the Buddha call me a filial son and wanted to recognize me as his son on the spot!
The poor monk does not cultivate immortality, does not experience calamity, specializes in logistics, and aspires to become the chief product manager of Buddhism!
Many years later, when Xuanyi used "whitening jade dew", "refreshing agarwood" and "automatic wooden fish" to sweep the three realms, and was revered by the gods and Buddhas as "the source of all dharma and the holy monk of creation"...
Xuan Yi: Thank you for the invitation. I really don't want to organize the Three Realms. I just want to survive and make a living!
