Endurant Logic: the Emperor's Most Unreligious Warriors

"Fabian 'The Laster' Maxim". He is a veteran of the Imperial Guard, his name is decent and honorable, but his behavior is completely "anti-Imperial Human". You can't blame him. I don't know when, but he always has strange thoughts in his mind. "The Fourth Millennium" "The tin can and his can opener" "What's wrong with Sister Se? Sister Se just wants you to be happy." "As people get older, they are prone to constipation." He didn't know what it meant, but it made him crazy. He may be the veteran in the Imperial Guard who is always complaining and always wants to complete the mission at the minimum cost (but causing huge losses). In an empire that values ​​sacrifice, he is a living heretic. The title "Enduring One" is a mockery of his inability to die. In the eyes of the Imperium, he is simply anti-human - when others charge "for the Emperor", he may be taking cover and complaining, "The Emperor won't help me fix my prosthetic limbs." "By the (useless) holy name of the Emperor, the battle plan of you guys is such that even the Orcs would say 'WAAAGH!' After reading it." Now, the "Emperor's least religious yet funniest warrior" is ready to spread his dark humor across the galaxy.