Traveling through the Tang Dynasty and becoming a minor official of the ninth rank of Yushitai, Li Xiu's life-long dream is: get off work on time and have enough salary!
In order to leave early, he casually used the "SWOT analysis method" to fool around with a memorandum.
Unexpectedly, the memorial was actually sent to Li Shimin!
Li Er praised the case and exclaimed: "Such a unique genius, quickly catch me 996!"
From then on, Li Xiu's fishing routine was completely ruined.
The iron-faced censor Wei Zheng blocked the door every day: "Li Xiu! What is KPI? What is a sinking market? You are not allowed to leave until you explain clearly today!"
Prime Ministers Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui begged him to "optimize the process" with a mountain of bad debts.
Li Xiu was about to cry but had no tears. He looked at the excited "boss" on the throne: "Your Majesty, I just want to get off work. Why did you give me the KPI of the entire Datang?!"