Others traveled through time and became gods, either great emperors or gods of war, but I was better off. I died suddenly and was resurrected as the most miserable land god.
The temple is leaky, the incense is cold, the tablets are broken with a kick, and the little gangster dares to ride on my head.
Fortunately, it is bundled with the God Card Blind Box System.
I drew the Demon Lord card at the beginning, awesome! From now on, I am the most handsome boy in the three worlds!
An army of monsters? Demon Emperor Card Arrangement! No matter what you are doing, even if you are in the bridal chamber, you have to get over here!
Provoking trouble in heaven? Celestial Emperor Card is waiting for you! No matter if you are taking a bath or in a meeting, come over and work as a temporary worker for me, without any salary!
Demon invasion? Sorry, I stood still and your boss knelt down and surrendered.
But, system, are you playing tricks on me? !
I'm a land god with a good foundation. You can just give me a Demon King card and a Shura card. Why do you still have a Succubus card?
The more magic cards there are, the stronger the demonic energy is. Now I am fine. Heaven calls me a rebel, Buddhism calls me a heretic, the demon world regards me as an ancestor, and the queen of demons pesters me every day.
I just want to be a quiet land god, why is it so difficult?
Until the gods from outside the territory attacked the Chinese territory, Amaterasu, Zeus, and Vishnu were all so arrogant.
Okay, since you don't give me a way to survive, then I will overturn the table!
When I took out the trump card from the bottom of the box, the three realms realized that this most miserable land god was never easy to mess with!
(PS: This book is mainly about being relaxed and happy, invincible in drawing cards, never feeling aggrieved, so feel free to enter the trap!)
