Other people transmigrate and become gods, emperors, or war gods. Me? I died suddenly and came back as the most miserable Earth God of all.
My temple leaks, the incense is cold, my spirit tablet would shatter with a single kick, and even street thugs dare to ride on my head.
Luckily, I bonded with the Divine Card Blind Box System.
From the start, I drew the Demon Venerable Card. I’m awesome! From now on, I’m the most dazzling guy in all three realms!
An army of demons? The Demon Emperor Card has you covered! I don’t care what you’re doing, even if you’re in the middle of your wedding night, get over here!
The Heavenly Court is picking a fight? The Heavenly Emperor Card will handle it! Whether you’re taking a bath or in a meeting, come work for me temporarily. No pay, either!
The demon realm invades? Sorry, I don’t even have to move. Your leader will kneel and surrender.
But, System, are you messing with me?!
I’m a respectable Earth God through and through. I can live with you giving me Demon King and Asura Cards, but why is there also a Succubus Card, huh?!
The more demon cards I draw, the stronger my demonic aura gets. Now the Heavenly Court calls me a traitor, the Buddhist sect calls me a heretic, the demon realm worships me like an ancestor, and the demon queen won’t leave me alone.
I just want to be a quiet Earth God. Why is that so hard?
Then the outer gods attack China’s domain. Amaterasu, Zeus, Vishnu... every one of them is swaggering around like they own the place.
Fine. If you won’t let me live, I’ll flip the table!
When I pull out the trump card I’ve been saving for last, the three realms will finally learn that this most miserable Earth God is not someone to mess with!
(PS: This book is all about easygoing fun, unbeatable card draws, and never getting pushed around. Jump in without worry!)
