Let me start with the conclusion: I, Lin Fan, a senior doomsday hoarder, was reborn, but not completely reborn.
Good news: I became a god.
Bad news: in the eyes of a swarm of ants.
The worse news is that they listen to me but understand nothing!
Scenario 1: I want to find some pesticide to poison the natural enemy ladybugs.
Me: "Danger! Poisonous! Can kill everything!"
Result: The queen ant excitedly announced that this was the "Nine Nether Demonic Soil" that could temper the body, and ordered the soldier ants to line up to lick it.
Queen Ant: "Lord Shenfan is indeed merciful. He uses this divine object to select the strong ones for our clan!"
Scene 2: I found soapy water and wanted everyone to take a bath and practice hygiene.
Me: "Dirty! Wash! Clean!"
Result: The whole family of ants bathed in the "Tears of God" and became smooth and oily. They were also accidentally immune to parasites.
Elder: "The oracle is profound! Only by purifying the mortal world can we carry the great road!"
Scenario 3: I dug a hole to build a toilet to separate dry and wet areas.
Me: "Dig! Here! Mine!"
Result: The whole family worked overtime with tears in their eyes and built a 100-meter-long "border protection array" around my toilet pit.
Captain Soldier Ant: "Your Excellency, you are not proud of taking credit, but you have actually begun to build a ten thousand-year foundation for our clan!"
Me (inner OS): "... I'm tired, destroy it, hurry up." With love and madness in my mind, I was forced to embark on a ridiculous path of rising from the dead to becoming a god. He just wants to live, but the whole clan begs him to lead them to ascend!
