I transmigrated into the abandoned consort of the Cold Palace, but the System told me to write novels to make money.
On a whim, I wrote a story called The Domineering Eunuch Falls for Me, and it became a sensation in the capital.
The chief eunuch blushed as he asked me, “Your Highness, are you updating again tonight?”
The emperor kicked open the palace doors. “I just spent ten thousand taels! Change the male lead to me right now!”
I propped up my feet and counted my money, when the System suddenly shrieked, “Host, run! Your readers found out you've stopped updating, and they're coming to the Cold Palace with torches to demand the next chapter!”
