My Daughter Claims She's a Transmigrator and Tricks Me into Executing My Entire Clan!

One day, Gao Yang transmigrates to the Great Qian dynasty, a world where Buddhism, Daoism, and Confucianism flourish, and martial artists can shatter mountains with a single punch and even split the heavens. Things go disastrously wrong from the start. Gao Yang begins the story running around naked and is accused of violating his sworn brother's wife, a crime punishable by castration. His father, deeply distressed, sends him two stunning twin sisters that very night to ensure the Gao family has an heir. With no way out and determined not to be castrated, Gao Yang has to turn things around. He takes in the twins, then clears his name in the Grand Court with a single question: “Did you actually sleep with her?” Just as Gao Yang is hoping to keep a low profile and enjoy the life of a pampered playboy, listening to music in the pleasure houses, a girl who claims to be his daughter finds him. She says she came from ten years in the future, and that the current empress is his wife! What's more, she even knows Gao Yang's secret: he's a transmigrator! “...” My name is Bao'er. I can read minds and see the future in my dreams. But there's something not quite right with my head, and the thing I love most in life is reading stories. I've always wanted to find the greatest martial artist under heaven to be my father. Then no one would ever bully me again. One day, I saw a naked man on the street and was stunned. Even the greatest martial artists under heaven in my storybooks wouldn't dare run around naked, but he did! I decided to make him my dad! So, I found him and heard his thoughts. He was a transmigrator, and he had all kinds of strange ideas. “Odd functions stay the same, even functions change signs!” “Palace liquor, one hundred and eighty yuan a jug...” I didn't really understand, but I still managed to answer his secret code. The two of us hugged and cried. To bring our family of three together and cover up my lie, I decided to do something big. “Dad, let's assassinate the emperor in broad daylight. It'll be thrilling.”