Do not read!!
In the twenty-sixth year of King Zheng of Qin, a beam of golden light flung the First Emperor into the streets of Beijing in 2026 while he was reviewing memorials. Still wearing his crown, with a rusty sword at his side, he looked up and saw an LED screen scrolling through a scam ad: “I, Qin Shi Huang, need money.” He drew his sword and denounced the impostor, only to discover that the two-thousand-year dynasty he had once been so proud of had long since been reduced to fifteen lines of print in a history book.
