I, Emperor Hongmeng, have a problem recently.
I just want to be a quiet son-in-law and experience the joys and sorrows of mortals.
But my cheap wife always thinks that I want to take advantage of her family's property!
On the first day, she spent a million dollars trying to make me a dog.
I laughed, this game was interesting, I signed.
On the third day, her company was about to go bankrupt, and she burst into tears.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I wiped her old enemy away with my fingers.
Result: She took out 500 million and company shares and wanted to send me away! (Gas)
On the seventh day, she was surrounded by relatives and was shaking with anger.
I can't stand it. Her family's fate has been ruined with just one sentence.
Result: She looked at me like she was looking at a monster and didn't dare to talk to me all night! (Annoying)
On the tenth day, the assassin broke into the house.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I turned the assassin into a flying monkey and fired.
Result: She transferred one million to me without saying a word, saying it was "protection money"! (Finally on the road)
I really just want to watch a cartoon in peace and quiet!
Wife, please, please don't add drama to me anymore, okay? !