The Heavenly Court Is Full of My Backers: I Rise Through the Ranks by Passing the Buck

After transmigrating into the cultivation world, I arrive with just four yuan and fifty cents, going straight from an overworked office drone in the mortal world to the “broke cultivators’ circle.” Then I join the Three Realms Slacking Chat Group and discover that the gods and Buddhas filling the skies are all salaried workers griping about overtime! The Supreme Old Lord’s pill furnace explodes, and he urgently needs a secondhand fire extinguisher. Erlang Shen’s dog, Xiaotian, is so hungry he’s tearing down temples, and he’s asking to buy dog food close to its expiration date. Chang’e has watched so many episodes that she’s caught up with the show, and now she’s online waiting for someone to renew her streaming VIP so she can survive… By reselling little trinkets from the mortal world to help immortals “survive tribulations,” I rake in immortal powers and fragments of secret manuals, going from penniless nobody to a hidden powerhouse in the cultivation world. Then one day, I pin the blame for a supply loophole in the Celestial Court on the shoddy pill furnace the Jade Emperor approved funding for. The Celestial Court’s Discipline Commission bursts in. “We hear the entire Celestial Court has your back?” I glance down at the orders in the group, piled up all the way to outer space, and smile. “No. I’m their one and only emergency supplier.”