The System wants me to deliver food, but I accidentally sent a crime boss to the ICU?
Retired war god Xu Lang just wants to enjoy a little peace and quiet.
But then he gets bound to the “Ultimate Life Experience System.”
“Beginner’s mission: Become a gold-tier delivery driver within three months.”
“Rule: Do not use superhuman force, unless you can’t help yourself.”
So the former king of international mercenaries hops on his electric scooter and begins racing against the clock to deliver meals.
Only, he never expected that what he’d be delivering wouldn’t be meals, but “boxed lunches” for the afterlife.
A gang of debt collectors in the urban village gets “accidentally” rammed into a police car by his delivery scooter.
A drug lord sneaking out the back of a nightclub can only watch as he rides off on the motorcycle meant for a deal, straight into the police station.
Before collapsing, a corporate spy remembers only a cup of “special ingredient” milk tea and the delivery driver’s honest smile.
A bloody warning begins to circulate in the city’s underworld: “Don’t mess with the guy in the yellow-and-blue uniform. His delivery route… is a one-way trip.”
Detective Li stares at case files documenting one gang after another falling apart, his brow furrowed. At every scene, there’s a greasy takeout receipt.
Then one day, Xu Lang gets an order to an abandoned factory.
The note says: “Help me.”
The System displays a new prompt: “Final delivery: Deliver the ‘Justice Combo’ and make sure the customer leaves a five-star review.”
He looks at the spicy hot pot in his box, then at the menacing gun barrels inside the factory.
“All right,” he says, twisting the throttle with a radiant smile. “Your delivery is here, complete with a whole-family combo of crime-fighting and justice, guaranteed fresh.”
