Siheyuan: Tang Sansan’s Daily Fun of Messing with the Courtyard’s Troublemakers

Mixed martial arts champion Tang Sansan should have had an endlessly exciting retirement.

But who would have guessed that after closing his eyes and opening them again, he’d transmigrate into a hapless resident of a siheyuan in 1955?

Looking at the “beasts” filling the courtyard, Tang Sansan grins. “This is more fun than boxing!”

You steal my food? I’ll add a little something to yours and wish you a smooth trip to the toilet.

You try to guilt-trip me? I’ll use policies and regulations to tie you up until you can’t breathe.

They cry and throw tantrums, turning the place upside down, while I just move a little stool over, crack sunflower seeds, and enjoy the show.

The one thing I didn’t see coming is that the little girl named He Yushui keeps looking at me with brighter and brighter eyes...

[Light comedy + everyday antics with the courtyard “beasts” + healing Yushui, low on hostility? My friends, you can’t imagine how much fun I’m having.]