[Theme: Subversion of funerals] + [Theme: Hilarious and tenderheartedness] + [Character: The heir with a broken leg] + [Style: Anti-routine slap in the face] + [Reversal: From the whole Internet to being a god]
As soon as Su Bai graduated from the 2000s, he inherited his father's funeral parlor, which was in debt and on the verge of bankruptcy.
Creditors blocked the door and went to watch the show together. Even the 60-year-old employee in the museum was ready to pack up and run away!
In despair, Su Bai bound to the [Underworld Troubleshooting System], and he couldn't be dealt with in the opening mission.
"First mission: hold a 'bloody' funeral for an e-sports teenager!"
So, when the whole Internet was live broadcasting this "weird funeral", the style of painting was completely out of control——
The solemn mourning hall was transformed into a light-polluted e-sports Internet cafe, the mournful music was replaced by a stimulating war song, each guest held a bottle of Fat House Happy Water, and a collection of the deceased's five kills during his lifetime was played on a giant holographic projection in a loop!
The whole network exploded: "Treason! Blasphemy to the deceased!"
Traditional colleagues were so angry that they took Suxiao Jiuxin Pill: "Block him! He must be blocked!"
But the parents of the deceased burst into tears at the scene and shouted excitedly: "Congratulations to the captain! MVP!"
Since then, Su Bai has been soaring in the white affairs world.
"We held a farewell concert for a rock veteran and all the POGOs in the audience had their heads chopped off!"
"We held a funeral for a centenarian, with suona and DJ, and the whole village, young and old, waved flowers together!"
Faced with countless doubts, Su Bai held a cigarette in his mouth with a look of disdain:
"Who said you have to cry when you say goodbye? What I am hosting is not a funeral, but a curtain party for each deceased person that only happens once in a lifetime!"
