As the most fearsome Demon Lord in the cultivation world, the first thing I did after being reborn was kidnap the future leader of the immortal sects.
He was seven years old, his eyes rimmed with red. I was just about to deliver my iconic line when, suddenly, the entire village could hear my thoughts.
[This crybaby will slice me in half with one sword five hundred years from now. I'd better scare him first.]
The future leader suddenly wrapped his arms around my leg. "Master, teach me sword techniques for chopping people!"
The villagers all gazed at me with fervor and dropped to their knees in unison. "Please, Demon Lord, give us your guidance!"
Me: ??? Did you all get the wrong script or something?
