Yun Zhiyi, the young ancestor of Xuanmen who had been practicing on the mountain for eighteen years, was finally kicked off the mountain by his unscrupulous master. The euphemistic name is: enter the world to practice and experience the world of mortals.
On the first day after she came down from the mountain, she was abducted into a talent show because she was "too good-looking" and became the "flower vase seductress" blacklisted by the entire Internet.
In this regard, Yun Zhiyi said: The problem is not big.
While other contestants sang and danced rap, she drew talismans and caught ghosts live.
Other players were hyping up CP, and she helped her opponents solve the bloody disaster online.
While other contestants collapsed and cried, she counted with her fingers and accurately predicted that the director would be hit by the overhead light in the next second.
Black fans: "You are pretending to be a god, get out of the entertainment industry!"
Later——
A certain top actor said: "Master Yun, please calculate my fate for me!"
A well-known director: "Master Yun, can you tell me the filming date of my new film?"
A certain business giant said: "Master Yun, as long as you are willing to take action, you can set any price!"
Black fans: "... Master, we were wrong! Is it too late to queue up now? Please calculate the lottery numbers!"
Yun Zhiyi held the talisman in one hand and the milk tea in the other, sighing helplessly: "I really just want to become an immortal, how come I have become the top in the entertainment industry?"
As for the sick CEO who had been pestering her from the beginning, chasing after her every day and shouting "Honey, help me", Yun Zhiyi was even more troubled.
"We are not familiar with this gentleman."
A certain CEO covered his heart weakly, his handsome face full of grievance: "But you just sucked half of my yang energy last night, don't you want to be responsible?"
Yun Zhiyi: "..."
Help, this mortal world is too difficult to experience!
Practiced in the mountains for eighteen years
