I, Lu Ming, guard a shroud shop that is about to close down. My neighbors all laugh at me for being an old bachelor who cannot find a wife.
They don't know that I sleep with my wife in my arms every night!
My wife is fair-skinned, beautiful, and has long legs, but she is a bit of a waste, and I pierced them with my own hands! Not only does she act coquettishly, she is also proficient in the Internet and can take orders to make money to support my "useless husband"!
I wanted to hold my paper figurine wife and lie down until death, but trouble always came to my door without looking far.
The upstart dares to molest my wife? I backhandedly built a shady house without a threshold, so that your old man could enter but not be able to get out.
The social animal cried and begged me to "trade paper for life" to save his daughter who was in a vegetative state? Roll! I only serve the dead! ... Wait a minute, you said your daughter was pushed downstairs?
Everyone in the world knows that I am a decadent lazy man who loves tea as much as his life, but they don't know that I am the only inheritor of the "Seven Magical Techniques"! Going against heaven for money brings disaster upon oneself; seeking justice for injustice is doing justice for heaven! The bones form the form, and the soul forms the name! I want to see who cares about human life!
