I, Chen Ping, am an operator at the National Superpower Management Office. My job is to answer the phone.
Until my [All Things Copy] system awakened!
Just through the phone line, I can copy the other person's ability!
Bite! F-level abnormality detected: Athlete's foot (fungal contamination). Do you want to copy it?
Me: Get out!
Warn! The power is forcibly contagious and has been passively replicated... Side effects: unbearable itching and inability to scratch!
Me: ... Gan!
Bite! F-level ability detected: public toilet navigation system, copy?
Me: Is this okay? Copy!
[Side effects: A strong desire to urinate occurs when activated, and it is difficult to hold it in!
Me (clamping my legs): System, you have no heart!
Just when I thought I was going to be locked up with these weird powers for the rest of my life...
[Ding! It is detected that the host indirectly releases an S-level superpower, and the S-level contribution is assessed!
[Congratulations to the host! Obtain a one-time reward: S-level power - 'Absolute Safe House'!
No, there's something wrong with this reward! Did you say that you can only copy garbage?