I, Tang Xuan, a 985 doctor of science and engineering, transformed into Tang Monk.
>At this moment, I am being held in the hand of a bear spirit, and the smelly saliva is dripping on my shiny forehead.
> It asked me if I had any last words before I died.
> I pushed up my non-existent glasses and spoke calmly:
> "According to aerodynamics, the ventilation structure of your cave is unreasonable, and the carbon monoxide concentration has reached lethal levels."
> "In addition, your temporomandibular joints were misaligned when you transformed. It is recommended that you practice again."
> The bear spirit was stunned.
> I silently took out the quicklime bag hidden in my sleeve.
> "Finally, I'll give you a little scientific gift."
> "——See what an exothermic reaction is."
