I was a modern man who worked myself to death. When I opened my eyes, I had become Wu Dalang of Yanggu County.
Looking at my pathetic, three-foot-tall self in the mirror, I knew the poison, the adulterer, and that pole were all on their way.
Fortunately, the [Eternal Emperor System] immediately bound itself to me. It purged and refined my body, and I began cultivating the Nine Suns Divine Art, but that still wasn’t enough.
When Pan Jinlian brought me that doctored bowl of herbal medicine, I smiled and tossed it into the stinking ditch.
When Ximen Qing plotted in the woodshed to poison me that very night, I listened to every word.
You want to use my life to pave the way for your happy future? Then let’s see who the real hunter is.
From then on, Yanggu County changed completely.
My sesame-sprinkled, honey-glazed flatbreads became a sensation across the city. The wine I brewed could get all of Northern Song drunk.
Wang Po wants to blackmail me? I’ll make her one of my people and put the evidence on file.
This is only the beginning. With modern ideas and the power of the System, I’ll start here on Zishi Street, take my business to Bianjing, and spread my influence across the world.
Pan Jinlian, Ximen Qing, and even the emperors and ministers of the Great Song...
Watch how I, the “Eternal Emperor,” start out selling flatbreads and turn the entire world of Water Margin upside down!
