Fellow Daoist! Please behave! We have a Daoist marriage, you can't do this!
"A marriage contract is presented to Heaven above and proclaimed to the underworld below.
"It is reported to the Nine Heavens, made known to all the saints, proclaimed throughout the Three Realms, and witnessed by the patriarchs of the heavens!
"Heaven and earth shall bear witness, the sun and moon shall unite our hearts.
"If I betray my beloved,
I will be guilty of deceiving Heaven. For this sin, my body shall die and my Dao shall perish!
"If my beloved betrays me,
she will defy Heaven's will, be erased from the Three Realms, and never be reincarnated!"
