Play the pig to eat the tiger + lie low + comedy + invincible + stockpiling supplies + mindless thrills + no saintly do-gooder.
Hunt a fawn in the morning, raid a supermarket in the afternoon, kill and set fires at night, yet my merit points exceed a million.
Crime bosses bow their heads, the Six Fan Gate has issued a warrant for my arrest, and I have over a hundred men under me, but I’m a five-star upstanding citizen.
I started at the bottom, tussling with old ladies in the morning and beating up punks in the afternoon. I really am doing good deeds.
Years later, Sun Xun stood at the peak of Blue Star in both power and influence. Looking back on his past and facing all the rumors, Sun Xun said, “It’s just a little hardship, nothing more.”
There’ll always be trouble on the road to success. Don’t worry about it. Just keep a kind heart.
Until
Sun Xun: “Who put all these supplies in my home’s secret room?”
Jiang Min: “So you admit this is your secret room!”
Sun Xun: “What crime boss? These supplies came from kindhearted members of the public.”
Jiang Min: “And you call that being a good person?!”
“Sun Xun, you’re under arrest. You’re sentenced to life with a wife!”
