Lie Down and Get an Offer the Day After Tomorrow

After joining a high-paying company in the autumn, I developed myself into the ultimate BOSS After the nth failure in the autumn recruitment, I received an offer that broke my perception: Comprehensive position in Linshu Group, with a monthly salary of 5,000, accommodation in a hotel in the city center, and no cap on daily field work allowance. The company elevator is hidden in the wall of the parking lot, colleagues calmly discuss "abnormal fluctuations", and my job is to: 1. Count the osmanthus trees in the park and receive a subsidy of 5,000 yuan. 2. Record people in the library and receive a subsidy of 1,000 yuan. 3. For overall abnormal phenomenon records, a subsidy of 50,000 yuan will be provided. 4.…… My friends thought I was just an ordinary internship clerk, and I thought I was too. Until the anomalies around me started imitating humans in hugging me; Until my shadowy bodyguard started to grow a face that I liked; Until my bank balance was beating in thousands every day. My boss said, "Your affinity for anomalies is why we hired you."