No brainpower required! No brainpower required! No brainpower required!
I’m an animal whisperer. Just when my wish-fulfillment life was getting started, my biological parents showed up in a Maybach to claim me.
On my left is my childhood friend, an esports superstar. On my right is a refined, devoted tycoon.
The whole internet is betting on who I’ll choose. I respond by posting a photo of the three of us together.
Come on, the three of us can make a good life together. That’s better than anything else.
Oh, right, and there are my adorable little animals, too.
“Shh, quiet. I can hear everyone’s heartbeat.”
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