Daoist Priest, Drop the Act, I Know You’re Cultivating Immortality!

Chen Yu took over a dilapidated Taoist temple, hoping to quietly cultivate immortality.

But then a female streamer accidentally wandered into the temple and broadcast his daily life. The whole internet was shaken!

Facing the camera, Chen Yu remained perfectly composed.

“Lightness skills? Nothing of the sort. I just happen to be a little nimble on my feet.”

With that, he leaped onto a roof ten meters high to repair the tiles.

“Fortune-telling? That’s feudal superstition. I’m simply good at noticing details.”

With that, he saw the signs of a bloody disaster hanging over the richest man in the country, making him knock out a front tooth on the spot.

“Flying on a sword? That’s just special effects. Everyone should believe in science.”

With that, he stepped onto a wooden sword, turned into a streak of light, and vanished into the distance.

Viewers across the internet went wild: “Taoist master, please stop explaining. We believe you, okay?”

“Even Newton’s coffin can’t keep its lid on!”

“This Taoist master is the real deal. When something happens, he really does explain it scientifically, as long as I’m not blind!”