[Become a prince through time travel, start with a knife, and almost become a eunuch.
On the day I was deposed and exiled, the prince whispered in my ear: "If you don't want to rebel, just become a eunuch."
So I rebelled. He fled into the mountains with a few remaining soldiers and became the most desolate bandit.
Other bandits steal money and food, but I specialize in stealing people's hearts.
Other places impose excessive taxes, but my village pays fair grain according to modern tax laws;
Elsewhere, aristocrats are rampant, but my hilltop implements compulsory education and universal medical care;
Hungry people elsewhere exchanged their children for food, but my territory grew "fairy potatoes" that yielded thousands of kilograms per acre.
Refugees come over mountains and rivers to surrender: "I want to be a bandit!"
The wealthy gentry was heartbroken: "How come this bandit is more popular with the people than the government?"
The prince's army pressed on the border, only to find that the wall of my "bandit village" was higher than the capital city. The people were jealous and wanted to protect their "bandit leader".
Sitting on the throne, Father finally panicked: "What does he want?"
I looked at the lights of thousands of houses under the mountain and smiled.
"What I wanted was never the chair."
"But let's change the way we live in this world."
