Cultivation? I'll Hit You with a Planetary Devastation!

After transmigrating to the Cultivation world for eighteen years, Lin Xun's System progress bar got stuck at 99.9%!

The day a bully trampled him and beat him senseless, [Ding! The Ultimate Naruto Show-Off System has finished loading!]

[Ding! Skill learned: Instant Substitution Jutsu, Cultivation-World Enhanced Version!]

A palm came crashing down, but he was gone, leaving behind only a rotten log with a yellow talisman stuck to it and two big words scrawled across it: “Dumbass!”

[Ding! Wang Hu's extreme fury and humiliation +188!]

[Ding! Naruto Show-Off System unlocked! Showboating = getting stronger? What kind of perfect feedback loop is this?!]

Trade emotional points for ninja techniques and show-off points for mastery. As long as I keep showing off, I can keep getting stronger!

The Sharingan breaks through spiritual senses, the Flying Thunder God ignores spatial seals, and the Eight Gates Formation kicks the walls of the Immortal Realm to pieces!

Everyone breaks down: “Wait, how can someone with a useless physique do all that?!”

Lin Xun, chewing on a blade of grass: “Ever heard of a physical exorcism?”

Then one day, after gathering all nine Tailed Beasts, he hit them with a Planetary Devastation and blasted the Immortal Realm's heavenly gate to smithereens

It turned out that what they called ascension was just a slaughterhouse chute in the Heavenly Dao's breeding farm...