The Three-Year-Old Princess's Thoughts and Gossip Are Overheard by the Entire Court

[Mind Reading + Everyone’s Favorite + Feel-Good Fiction + Daily Gossip]

Qi Nuannuan transmigrated as a three-and-a-half-year-old princess who was about to be drowned by a nanny. The moment she opened her eyes, she was in a hellish situation.

[Tsk, tsk, that old hag stole the Consort’s bellyband last night and gave it to her lover. She sure has wild tastes!]

The emperor, passing by outside the door, stopped in his tracks: Guards! Beat this wicked servant who harmed the imperial heir to death!

Qi Nuannuan: [Sigh, my useless dad was given infertility drugs in the ginseng soup he drank yesterday. Poor guy~]

The Imperial Medical Office was made to kneel outside the palace gates all night.

From then on, Qi Nuannuan lived the life of being taken to court wherever her father went.

[The jade the Chancellor gave Lord Vice Minister’s younger brother is so green. Who knew the Chancellor was into that?]

The censor-in-chief objected to the princess attending court.

[Hey, old man, don’t glare at me. Your daughter’s elopement boat will dock tonight at the hour of the Rooster.]

[The Prefect of the Capital’s wife is a real shrew. Yesterday, he glanced once at the tofu seller on the street, and when he got home, she scratched his face to ribbons! His official collar is so high today because he’s hiding the claw marks on his neck, right?]

[That old minister’s beloved parrot is even funnier. It sings bawdy songs it learned from his concubine every day, and his wife nearly plucked it bald in a fit of rage. But the place where he hides his private stash is even better: he stuffed it into the base of his precious parrot’s perch. Ha! Right under his nose!]

Every day, the officials lived in a state of eager anticipation and dread, wondering whose secrets the princess would expose next.