Learning Martial Arts Is Boring. I’d Rather Make You a Goddess

[Comedy + invincible protagonist + wildly satisfying face-slapping]

He was once the Supreme One on the Divine Throne, but his memories were sealed, and he ended up delivering takeout in the city.

He endured mockery, was kicked out of a martial arts school, and became someone anyone could trample on.

Then one day, the martial arts school’s star student kicked over his takeout, and a master at the Transformation Realm blocked his way and demanded that he kneel

He raised his eyelids and smiled.

The god had awakened.

With one finger, he wiped out decades of the Transformation Realm master’s cultivation.

With a single sentence, he broke a century-old bottleneck for an ancient martial arts family!

One delivery brought the leader of the Dragon Shadow Group to recruit him in person!

After getting a bad review, he hopped on his electric scooter and went straight to a wealthy family’s home: “Please change that to five stars, or I’ll personally teach you how to write.”

Organizations stirred into action, and the treasures of ancient ruins sent shockwaves through Jiangcheng.

Yet he was busy delivering orders, watching shows, and chasing good reviews.

Until one day, the campus belle who lived next door knelt at his door:

“Please take me as your disciple!”

He glanced at her and replied lazily:

“Be my disciple? Why not just make you a goddess instead? You can manage the weather and the seasons, and get five types of insurance plus a housing fund. Interested?”

In this life, all he wants is to quietly deliver takeout.

But the world just won’t let him...