Traveling through time is risky, so be careful when cheating!
Good news: I dress up as a queen and am also bound to the top medical system [Shen Nong Baicaojian]!
Bad news: I started in the cold palace, and the first object of the system scan was myself. The report showed: infertility, chronic poisoning.
Me: ...(Smile)
From that day on, Leng Gong's painting style changed drastically:
The eunuch who bullied me started to suffer from diarrhea for no apparent reason. The imperial doctor could not find the cause, so he cried and called me the Living Bodhisattva.
(Me: It's just purifying the laxative herbs in the backyard.)
The favored Concubine Hua came to me to show off the "Huanyi Fragrance" rewarded by the emperor, and also wanted to show off to me.
(Me: I refined the love silk coil with my backhand, added some ingredients and sent it back. I wish her good dreams every night. In her dreams, her brother was beheaded.)
The emperor came to me for treatment and wanted to live forever. He thought I was his Jieyuhua.
(Me: Okay, Your Majesty, no problem, Your Majesty. Today, this "immortality pill" has some hallucinogenic mushrooms added to it for you, ensuring that you will see Taizu appear and praise you as the emperor of the ages!)
Everyone: The crippled queen is so scary, she knows sorcery!
Me (pushing up my non-existent glasses): Don't be embarrassed, I'm just a rigorous scientist who is conducting research on the topic "On the Impact of Drugs on the Ruling Class of the Feudal Dynasty."
