Naruto: the Shogun with Only One Arm, One Foot, and One Eye

This book is also called "About the story of how I was promoted from a shogunate wage earner to a shogunate" "About the fact that my sister seduced Madara Uchiha and fled the Uzumaki clan halfway to become best friends with Mito" "About the fact that Senju Hashirama next door is the child of my father's half-sister" "The Secret Story of the Shogun and the Young Ninja"