What Kind of System Is This? It Makes Me Die of Embarrassment in Public from the Start

As the saying goes, thirty years east of the river, thirty years west.

I, Lin Feng, spent thirty years in my previous life as a corporate workhorse. After finally saving enough to visit an upscale club and experience the "dull" life of the rich, I got so excited that I stopped breathing... and was reborn back in my college days.

The good news was that I awakened a System.

The bad news was that it was called the "Upright Person Training System."

I figured this System would help me conquer the world and become a business tycoon.

But then:

[Ding! The Host has been sneaking glances at the campus beauty for more than three seconds. The "Upright Person" mission has been triggered: Go ask her for her worn socks, then say, "Hey, classmate, would you sell me those socks? My grandma says they can cure rheumatism."]

[Mission reward: Master-level massage skills.]

[Failure penalty: Make the link to the Host's treasured "study website" public and broadcast it on a loop across the entire campus.]

Me: "???"

System, come out here! You call this being upright?

This is a hilarious story about a lecher who, with the "help" of an "Upright Person" System, keeps doing outrageous things through tears and is forced onto the path to the pinnacle of life.