Reborn as a good-for-nothing disciple of the Jie Sect, I watch everyone else push themselves through seclusion and arduous training while I hide in my cave and sleep. It's all because I have the "Get Stronger by Giving Up" System!
I automatically absorb the spiritual energy my fellow disciples release while I lie down. The System fabricates fake attendance records to fool my master about the punishing tasks he assigns. When the Great Calamity of the Investiture of the Gods comes knocking, the "Easy Victory Script" triggers, and I play dead to dodge certain death!
I pick up a discarded fragment of ore and trade it for divine gear fit for a Sage. I snack on sunflower seeds in a corner and accidentally crack a Golden Immortal formation. Even the Two Sages of the West try to convert me, but I talk them into slacking off with me!
Li Changshou: "Junior Brother, your path of survival... no, your giving-up is just too outrageous!"
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "My disciple's Dao is to lie flat and attain the Dao, to slack off and become an immortal!"
Disciples of the Chan Sect: "Don't let that slacker get away! One nap gives him more cultivation than ten years of our hard work!"
From then on, the Primordial World gained an oddball: while others risk their lives to seize treasures, he gets rich picking up scraps; while others are entangled in karma, he makes himself immune by giving up; while others struggle on the Investiture of the Gods, he has already coasted his way to Sainthood!
The author's realm is too obvious. At that time, all people had innate spiritual energy, and even a pig could become an immortal without practicing.