[Decisive and ruthless + no simping + no female lead + lighthearted comedy + no frustrating setbacks]
Ye Xiaochun transmigrates to the cultivation world, where the System tosses him a trait called [Fishing Master]. With a casual cast of his line, he catches a perfect-grade Ancient Desolate Saint Physique, a lucky koi blessed with Confucian fortune.
The System gives him another trait, [All-in-One Funeral Service], and he awakens the Samsara Azure Lotus, untouched by every kind of cause and effect across the heavens.
Then the System gives him yet another trait, [Worldbreaker]. He takes his sworn brother Da De, who shares neither father nor mother with him, and dives headfirst into a sacred ground’s ancestral tomb to get to work. “How can you call it stealing when it’s a scholar doing it? I’m conducting an archaeological excavation!”
While others cultivate immortality, he “cultivates immortality” by robbing tombs and kidnapping people alongside a big yellow dog that plays the suona. He calls it art and turns the cultivation world upside down.
The little Buddha calls him shameless, the saintess curses him as a scoundrel, and the body cultivator challenges him to a duel...
He simply turns around and has his good brother Da De quietly pull out a brick, stamped with “De” on the front and “Head” on the back. “Benefactor, without me, Ye Da De, being born, the world of virtue would have endured an eternal night!”
Flip-flops and a big yellow dog!
My name is Xiaochun. Remember it: tying up people with a saintly physique is an art!
Not bad, quite funny, relaxed type