Su Shi traveled through time.
Good news: He has become the legendary "human Taoist" who is the source of all laws and the incarnation of the Tao.
The words he wrote were the supreme sword techniques.
The picture he painted was of a paradise in the cave.
He can make a clay figurine at random and cultivate it into a spirit by himself.
Bad news: He himself has no cultivation, no ability to tie a chicken, and is just a mortal.
In this world of immortality that is prone to destruction, Su Shi just wants to open a small painting studio and live quietly.
But there are always people who won't let him live in peace.
A certain swordsman master had an epiphany on the spot when he saw the four words "come here for a visit" written by him, which caused the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation and forced him to become his teacher.
A certain master of alchemy cried bitterly when he looked at the "big cake" he painted, saying that the alchemy he had been pursuing all his life was not as good as a painting.
A certain son of destiny, holding a heaven-defying system, repeatedly ran into obstacles in front of Su Shi. The system frantically alerted: [Warning! The indescribable, incomprehensible, and unfathomable horror has been detected! Host, run!
Su Shi: "I'm just a painter. Can you cultivators stay away from me? The cakes I draw are really inedible! The words I write really don't hide any peerless skills! Please, stop thinking about it, okay?!"
Everyone (with an "I understand" expression on their faces): "Senior, we understand that you want to experience all kinds of things in the world, and we will never disturb your practice!"
Su Shi: "..."
I really can only draw!
