In Honkai, They Call Me Klein

Also known as “I’m a Tour Guide in the Honkai World” and “***The Potion Is Still Chasing Me. Is This Really Honkai?”

Reborn into Honkai Impact 3rd, I, Zhou Mingrui, put caution first and successfully land a job as a tour guide for Schicksal. I take the name Klein, and my plan is going perfectly!

But then Herrscher Authority spreads, the potion pathways return, and Honkai Beasts start dropping “materials”... The whole worldbuilding has fallen apart!

And to make matters worse, I seem to have become some kind of “keeper,” and there’s a Honkai Consciousness in my head, playing “Join the glorious evolution” on repeat!

Now Otto finds me interesting, Anti-Entropy wants to study me, Teacher Himeko has picked me up, and my younger sister, who dreams of becoming a Valkyrie, is missing...

All I want to say is: I just want to live an ordinary life. Why is that so hard?!

(A friendly warning: The protagonist’s mental state often exists in a Schrodinger’s box between “I’m fine” and “I’m finished.” Have blood pressure medication and fast-acting heart pills on hand before reading.)

(The story is mainly based on Honkai Impact 3rd, with the potion system as a supporting element. Basically, it adds a lot of low-level combat power and uncertainty. OOC warning ⚠)

(I just feel that since Bishop Otto has been around for 500 years, a lunatic like him ought to have a lunatic power system.)

(Potions = a little Herrscher Authority + Honkai Energy. Yes, everyone ends up as a Pseudo-Herrscher. Prison time warning ⚠ Heh, since we're here anyway, who doesn't end up behind bars in Honkai?)