Saint Seiya in Marvel: Thanos? Just a Purple Potato

When Li Yan opens his eyes, he discovers he's become the biggest bug in the Marvel Universe. In his previous life, he was just an ordinary corporate drone. Then the shockwaves from a battle between two Gold Saints swept him into this world teeming with superheroes. Fortunately, he has all the memories and inheritances of all eighty-eight Saints! The Battle of New York? Loki brings the Chitauri Army to attack, only to watch twelve golden pillars of light shoot into the sky. Behind Li Yan, the twelve guardians of the Zodiac, led by Daredevil, slowly appear: "Virgo Matt, at your service, Your Holiness." "Capricorn Logan. My holy sword will strike down even the gods!" Thanos and the Black Order arrive on Earth, looking down contemptuously at these "insects," until Li Yan strikes the pose that makes the entire universe tremble... "Galaxian Explosion!" The purple potato's face changes dramatically. He turns and roars at Ebony Maw, "Alert the entire fleet! Get off this cursed planet immediately!" Later, at an Avengers meeting, Iron Man watches satellite footage of Li Yan tearing Abomination apart with his bare hands and punching Dormammu, then turns to Nick Fury and asks: "Are you sure we still need the Avengers Initiative?" And in the depths of space, Thanos runs his fingers over the gems on the Infinity Gauntlet, feeling the palm of his hand turn cold for the first time. Something on that azure Blue Star seems even more terrifying than the Six Infinity Stones, and it is awakening...