[System + spiritual qi revival + the supernatural descends + comedy + shamelessness + a mind-blowing imagination]
“Hey, female ghost up ahead! Don’t run! You still haven’t paid back the 20,000 yuan you owe me! Keep running and I’ll put your urn up for auction on Xianyu!”
In 2026, the supernatural descended, plunging the world into panic.
Everyone was fighting tooth and nail to awaken an S-rank talent, swearing to defend humanity’s last line of resistance.
Only Jiang Cheng, a senior in high school, stared at the “Overdue Payment Warning” on his phone and fell deep in thought.
During the awakening ceremony, an E-rank vengeful ghost came to claim lives, sending the students and teachers screaming as they fled.
At this life-or-death moment, Jiang Cheng awakened the [God-Tier Trouble-Making System].
[Option A: Kneel and beg for mercy. Reward: Your corpse will remain intact.]
[Option B: Turn and run. Reward: The vengeful ghost chases you for ten kilometers.]
[Option C: Slap the vengeful ghost and pitch her some shampoo! Reward: Max-level Golden Light Spell + 20,000 yuan in cash!]
Jiang Cheng’s eyes went red. “What ghost? That’s my unfinished Huabei balance!”
As the entire school watched in horror, he swung around and slapped the female ghost across the face.
“Ma’am! Your hair’s so greasy, and you’re out here scaring people? How about some oil-control shampoo? Order now and get the second bottle half off!”
Vengeful ghost: “???”
…
Years later, when an S-rank ghost god descended and tried to destroy the world,
Jiang Cheng, now the richest man on the planet, stood at the border with a horde of zombies doing square-dancing behind him and a POS terminal in hand.
“You can destroy the world if you want, but why not get a membership card first? Load up 50,000 and get another 50,000 free, plus a complimentary physical exorcism!”
