A Little Zombie Tried to Scam a Big Shot Zombie, and Things Got Out of Hand

Name: A Little Zombie Tried to Scam a Big Shot Zombie, and Things Got Out of Hand
Author: Never Repeats an Insult

小丧尸碰瓷丧尸大佬，这下玩脱了

by Never Repeats an Insult (怼人不重样)

Status: Completed
Length: 540k Words
Genre: Sci-Fi & Apocalypse
Subgenre: Unknown
Updated: 7mo ago
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On the day the apocalypse began, Lu Xingyao might as well have had “sucker” branded on her forehead. Her scumbag boyfriend, Gu Yanchen, and her two-faced best friend, Su Ruoxue, pushed her off a high-rise. She hit the ground hard enough to break her bones, then got bitten by zombies. Even more absurdly, this former pushover had a hypermasculine personality and five babies in her belly. At five months pregnant, her belly was as big as two durians, swaying with every other step and nearly breaking her back. After turning into a zombie, she didn't become some mighty Zombie Queen. Instead, she became the apocalypse's resident punchline. Her skin turned ashen, veins crawled up her neck, and the corners of her eyes were scarlet with menace, yet she had to support her belly with both hands and waddle like a penguin. She was afraid to run too fast in case she jostled the babies, and she had to adjust her stance before biting a zombie. She was the very picture of a heavily pregnant zombie who was dead on her feet. When her hypermasculine personality kicked in, her tongue was as sharp as a gun. Wiping blood from her face, she grumbled, “Other zombies chase people to bite them. I turn into a zombie and chase after wheelchairs. These five little brats must be out to ruin my life!” The five babies inherited her short temper, and their kicks felt like an “internal demolition.” They often kicked her until she grimaced in pain. And so the apocalypse witnessed a classic scene: she poked her belly and scolded, “You little brats!” The babies kicked back, nearly making her stumble, and she hurriedly protected her belly and cried, “Go easy on the demolition!” Her thirst for revenge still burned. With blood-red eyes, she swore, “Gu Yanchen, Su Ruoxue, I'll skin you alive and make doormats out of you!” The next moment, her heavy belly made her fall onto her backside. She could only curse as she struggled to her feet and looked for something to lean on. Charging into the apocalypse with five “walking bombs,” she had to take revenge, fend off zombies, find supplies, and worry about giving birth. Her road to revenge was full of absurd hilarity. Watch this fierce, hilarious journey through the apocalypse as an irritable zombie mom-to-be takes her five babies out to wreak havoc, humiliates her scumbag ex and his shameless accomplice, and blazes a survival path that's both ridiculous and badass!

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